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The film starts at a dark, and stormy night at the Hanna-Barbera universe, and Dick Dastardly is making a plan.

  • Dick Dastardly: Soon, the whole world is mine. First, I have to kill those stupid pesky heroes.
  • T.E. Bryte: Need help?
  • Dick Dastardly: Who are you?
  • T.E. Bryte: I am Teary Eyed Bryte, the leader of the Teary Eyeds.
  • Dick Dastardly: Teary Eyed? You don't look like you're crying, you look like a three-eyed bird.
  • T.E. Bryte: You know what? Just call me Bryte. It's better.
  • Dick Dastardly: Whatever. What do you want?